Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think people are normalizing furries
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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