There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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