I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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