so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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