Where did you get a picture of my penis
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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