I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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