have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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