i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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