We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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