I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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