did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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