just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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