The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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