I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I have aggressive nipples.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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