i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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