You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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