I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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