wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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