Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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