We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I have post one night stand depression
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