He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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