All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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