It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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