He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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