What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
why is half of my head shaved?
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