my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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