I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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