if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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