Dual....:-)
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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