is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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