those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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