There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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