I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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