I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
