Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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