He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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