Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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