Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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