i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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