its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Alive.
So much puke
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
