I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
false alarm. still invincible.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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