I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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