i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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