i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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