I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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