You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
