Kiss
Puke
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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