Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
