i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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