So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
third nipple confirmed
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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