I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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