I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If its not for food we ain't going out.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
