We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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