Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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