May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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