Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.