have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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