I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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