At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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