I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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