i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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