We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
how drunk are you?
Several
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
